Wondering what’s become of the house on Bexley Road? Oh, it’s a good story. We put in the offer on Sunday. We were excited, so we offered more than the asking price. Go, Real Estate Bubble!! At 1:00, the realtor called and said, “We’ll call at 3:00 with the final answer.”

At 5:00, the realtor called and said, “You get one more chance to make an even better offer. We’ll let you know at 7:00”

We upped the offer by two grand. At 7:45, the phone rang. “You lost. Someone paid all cash.”

Leah thinks it might have been a sullen older couple who did not cede right-of-way to her on the basement stairs at the open house, breaking all rules of walking near the very pregnant.

I think it was Mike Tyson. Who else buys houses in cash?