Cold damn. It's way, way below zero here. Like, two or three degrees. But still. It makes your face hurt to answer the door. But we could have it worse. I heard some guys on the radio who monitor the weather station on the top of Mt. Washington. It was 40-something below up there, with a wind chill, the QB rating of weather, of 82-below. (Actually, as of this writing, it's 88-below. Actually, says the handy glossary provided, it only feels like 88-below. Comforting.)


Do you know what 82-below is like? As in, how it's different from, say, 25-below? Or 55-below? Here's an example: the weather guys took a bucket of water outside. They threw it up in the air. Nothing came down.

I mean, except for the bucket. Even at 82-below, buckets will not disappear. Sorry to disappoint.