Weirdest coincidence ever:

Just was looking for furniture on Craig's List. Specifically, an extra office chair. I find one for $15 and send an email to see if it is still available.

Half an hour later, I get a terse reply: "Yes." That's not the coincidence part.

Who is it from? Why, Stanley, the pornographer who tried to hire me for no salary. I suppose that's another sign that 5 percent of revenues wouldn't have been very much money.

I decided that I did not want the chair.